Communication

I was just thinking about how all of my peons could better serve me, and I realized that you can all praise me better if you are tethered to me via internet. I have four internet chat/ultimatum programs that I use: MSN, ICQ, YIM, AIM and a program that I just recently invented called iCHAT.
If you are interested in having more access to my infallible wisdom and effervescent wit, please log into one of these kinds of programs.

My MSN name can be found by looking up meatleg@hotmail.com
Download MSN messenger here.

Download ICQ here and look me up by my ICQ number: 31063764

Download YIM here and look me up by my Yahoo! ID: nikuashi (which means meatleg in Japanese).

Download AIM here and look me up by my screen name: themeatleg
iChat is probably the most benifical progams for all of my followers because with this program and a webcam, you will be able to not only communicate, but to also soothe your eyes with my rugged good looks and a view of my favorite finger. You can also hear my angelic voice for next to nothing because of the fine audio quality.
Download iChat here and look me up by my address: meatleg@mac.com or by my AIM name, themeatleg (iChat uses AIM identities as well as the Macintosh .Mac accounts! Genius!!!)

Good luck in your downloading and connecting endeavors. Send me a prayer request whenever you have any difficulties.
DON'T be afraid to download any of these programs on your computer at work. It is perfectly acceptable. NOTHING will happen. I will protect you. Just tell your boss that it is for religious purposes. He/she/it will understand. If your boss does not understand, I will smite them, and you will get a new, better looking boss that gives you more money and, most importantly, understands.

HERETICS FAIL.
FOLLOWERS HAIL.
Mine,
Erich von Meatleg