so i don thave a whole lot of time to write this, only an hour so excuse the spelling mistakes cause i dont have to have time to correctianything. i only get one hour to typse this so i will have to be thourough.
on tuesday i was coming home from the gym and i was riding my bike up a ramp near the freeway. the ramp is kind of a spiral ramp and there are signs on it that sayy WALK! DONT RIDE YOUR BIKE! but usually there arent anyone on the ramp so it doesnt matter. i was biking up the ramp and then thre was an old guy entering the ramp coming down as i was going up. i got on the left side, not wanting to get off my bike but i didnt wanna tget in his way. but as i was passing him he GRABED myarm and scard me. i couldnt hear him cause i had my ipod on and i instinctively swung my arm to knock his hand off me so i didnt fall over. when i did that he fell down and i was like OH SHIT so i stopped and tried to help him up but he was pissed. then he reached in his pocket and pulled out a badge. he was a cop., before i could say anything he grabbed my wallet and took out my ID card so i couldnt run cause he could find me. he made me come downtown with him and i couldnt even pick up my bike. its probly been stoeln by now cause that was on wednesdaty.
so its satruday morning after midnite now and im still in the stupid jail. these assholes dont give you a phone call, but they tell you you can use your cell phone. my phne is out of batteries though and they wont charge it for me. assholes. im not working now so my job isnt expecting me and cause i cant call anyone im still here and no one knows. they finally told me i could have one hour to send eoms emails so i guess that is the best. i guess i neede someone to call the american embassy in osaka so that maybe they can help get me a damn lawyer. i have made some friend here they like me cause i can sing japanese songs but the food is only rice and water so im really tired of it and i wanna fucking go home. if anyone can call the embassy and tell them, maybe they can help. maybe only an email to them is okay. here is the link to the emabssy website in english so the maybe it will be okay if you click here and email them...
times up.... back to dumb cage later
erich
2 comments:
This is your Mom and I'm gonna kick your butt all the way back to the US....I was crying and Curt was gonna email the embassy I was so upset....when he said send me the link and I clicked on it then the April fools thing came up and since your brother called and told me to read it He's getting his butt kicked when I get home..he's a lot closer and the pain I can afflict on him will surely help until I can literally reach you to ring your neck...! I had just emailed you and asked where you were so it was perfect timing! No wI got write Papa before he has a heart attack! I love you anyway and glad you are OK! Mom
This is one of the best April fools jokes I've heard in a long time. You had all of us in the office going until I clicked on the link! Too funny!!!! I agree with your Mom, hope she does kick your butt. :-)
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