TIME TRAVEL

Hear-ye! Hear-ye!
Erich von Meatleg must announce to His peons that He will make a giant leap for demi-godkind. On Sunday November 21st 2004, at 6:55am, His Excellency will leave for the promised island of Japan. He will arrive in Japan at 4pm on Monday, November 22nd, 2004. With careful calculation, His Excellency has determined that there is a 33-hour chronological discrepancy between his departure and arrival times. The DGSI (Demi-God Science Initiative) has determined that von Meatleg will handle could only handle said discrepancy if he was traveling forward in time via a self-actualized TIME WARP! It is also determined that no peons, followers or members of His Excellency’s harems should attempt to pray to or otherwise contact Him during this time period, for HE SHALL NOT EXIST. If you find this concept to difficult of frightening to fathom, do not worry; it may be best not to think about it. Simply prepare your prayers to Him as usual, and wait until the arrival time has been established before issuing your sacred requests for knowledge.
Ta-ta.
The office of Erich von Meatleg