And so it the first day November, and Denver is covered in 5 inches of snow. My brother will be on the loose here in Denver tonight and the next. Please do not attempt to leave your house; stay inside with doors AND windows locked. Please be advised that this individual has two arms and is dangerous. If you see this person, run, hide and pray (or cross fingers).
DESCRIPTION: He looks kind of like me, with the following exceptions:
1. He has two eyebrows instead of one (he shaves his mono...shameful if you ask me)
2. Red hair
3. Freckles
4. Thicker
5. and he can often be seen with a cigarette or beer in hand. Imagine me with a normal amount of hedonism in the body...
He doesn't share my fine wit and sense of humor (thinks my jokes are stupid) and has low tolerance for bullshit. PLEASE do NOT attempt to feed this animal because he BITES!!!
thank you
mine,
Erich Von Meatleg
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